125 Christmas Captions to Spread Holiday Cheer

Spread some holiday cheer this year with these 125 Christmas captions! From funny to inspirational, find the perfect caption for your Christmas photos this year.

Looking for the perfect caption to add to your festive Christmas photo? With a wide range of funny, inspirational, and heartwarming captions to choose from, you’ll find the perfect fit for this year’s holiday photos! ‘Tis the season for trimming the tree and spreading holiday cheer! Share your Christmas spirit through a picture-perfect pose with family, friends, or your furry friends. Add one of these Christmas captions to capture the season’s joy in a single phrase.

We have a whole bunch of Christmas captions for you to choose from. So you can find the one that fits your style. Many of these phrases and sayings come from movie quotes and classic Christmas songs. Or are inspired by the snow accumulating outside, while others are as silly as these funny Christmas jokes. Pick one (or a few) of the captions below to match your vibe and you’re all set.

Lists of Christmas Captions to Spread Holiday Cheer

• Cute Christmas Captions
• Clever Christmas Captions
• Funny Christmas Captions
• Christmas Captions Inspired by Movie Quotes
• Christmas Captions Inspired by Songs

Cute Christmas Captions

Merry Christmas!To my family, friends, and everyone else who’s celebrating. I hope you have a wonderful holiday season. I love this time of year! It reminds us that there’s so much more to life than work and stress. It’s a time for giving, kindness, and love. These are the things that matter most in life. Christmas is all about family, friends, and togetherness. That’s why we’ve got to keep things simple this year. No gifts or presents unless they’re homemade or handmade by someone close to your heart. Everyone deserves to have their needs met this time of year; let’s not forget those who are less fortunate than us when it comes to money or gifts.

Kindness is free, sprinkle that stuff everywhere.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

Peace on Earth and goodwill to men.

All I want for Christmas is you !

The best present on Christmas is spending time with family.

As you get older, your Christmas list gets shorter—because the things you really want can’t be bought.

Today’s to-do list: snuggle up by the tree with a mug of hot cocoa.

When life gives you snow, make snow angels .

Keep Calm and Have a Merry Christmas.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.

We’re just like a bunch of candy canes: sweet and slightly twisted.

May your days be merry and bright.

My favorite color is Christmas lights.

Peace on earth will come to stay when we live Christmas every day.

Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever.

At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.

All roads lead home for the holidays.

Tis the season to sparkle.

Make it a December to remember.

Holiday wishes made with gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses.

When life gives you snow, make snow angels.

Hot cocoa + fuzzy socks = a cozy winter night.

What’s Christmas without having your best friend there to share it?

Christmas is best pondered, not with logic, but with imagination.

Never thought this moment would arrive, but every single present is finally wrapped.

Clever Christmas Captions

Christmas is a time for joy. And what better way to show off your happy holiday spirit than with some funny Christmas captions? These captions are as merry as they are clever. Most of these captions would look great in a funny Christmas card to make your friends and family laugh. You can incorporate them within your Christmas photo that you have hanging on a wall art piece within your home. You will love that you decorated your home with holiday photos and decorations.

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time.

Sweet but twisted.  Does that make me a Candy Cane?

There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling is sung way off key.

Three phrases that sum up Christmas are Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

I’m only a morning person on December 25th.

I don’t know if There’ll Be Snow but Have a Cup of Cheer.

Me, 11 months of the year: “Slay.” Me in December: “Sleigh.

I hope the reindeer eat the naughty list.

December isn’t over yet, but I already understand how the Grinch felt.

Tis the season for stretchy pants.

One more cookie and I swear I’ll fit in the Santa costume.

Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer…

Petition to celebrate Christmas year-round. Sign below!

Red wine pairs well with a crazy family.

There’s a snow place like home.

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day.

Snuggled up together, like two birds of a feather would be …

You can find me under the mistletoe.

If a big, jolly guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don’t worry: I told Santa I wanted a Good Friend for Christmas.

Merry Christmas You Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins.

Funny Christmas Captions

It’s Christmas time! And that means it’s time to have fun. Because we all know that the best part about social media is when it makes us smile. And with these funny Christmas Instagram captions, you’ll have friends returning to your profile for more! So use these funny captions on your Instagram feed or add them to your Instagram stories for fun. Another great way of using these funny Christmas Instagram captions is within your photo book filled with all the photos. When it’s Christmas time you can see your year in review with funny Christmas quotes.

I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.

Puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.

’Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!

Single bells, single bells, single all the way.

When someone asks ‘where is your Christmas spirit?’ is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet?

I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List.

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.

When someone asks ‘where is your Christmas spirit?’ is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet?

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year.  Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Visions of sugarplums and all that jazz.

Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend.

Puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here crying and watching Hallmark Christmas movies.

Single and ready to jingle.

Yes, I do consider myself a Christmas tree hugger.

All I want for Christmas is you *food*.

A round of Santa-plause, please.

It’s like they WANT stockings full of coal.

Have your elf a merry little Christmas.

Your presents is requested.

It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.

Walking in a winter punderland.

Me every day: slay. Me in December: sleigh.

Christmas Captions Inspired by Movie Quotes

These cute Christmas captions are inspired by movies

Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.

It’s a Wonderful Life

But for now, let me say. Without hope or agenda. Just because it’s Christmas. And at Christmas, you tell the truth. To me, you are perfect.

Love Actually

We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big Eastern syndicate, you know.

A Charlie Brown Christmas

It’s Christmas Eve. A time of mystery, expectations, who knows what might happen.

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms

Looks great. Little full, lotta sap.

Christmas Vacation

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

Elf

I believe, I believe. It’s silly but I believe.

Miracle on 34th Street

What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store? What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more?

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

The Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. Maybe Christmas, he thought … doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps … means a little bit more!

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)

Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, upon which the entire kid year revolved.

A Christmas Story

“Treat every day like Christmas.” — Elf

It’s Christmas Eve. It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be.

Scrooged

You stink. You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.

Elf

Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.

Miracle on 34th Street

Yes! Yes, I do! I like Christmas! I love Christmas!

A Christmas Carol

Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.

The Polar Express

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup.

Elf

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.

A Christmas Story

That’s what Christmas memories are made from. They’re not planned, they’re not scheduled, and nobody puts them in their Blackberry. They just happen.

Deck the Halls

Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.

The Polar Express

It’s Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive.

The Holiday

Some people are worth melting for.

Frozen

Christmas is just about my favorite time. Ever since I was a little kid, I always felt like it was my own personal holiday.

Ernest Saves Christmas

Christmas Captions Inspired by Songs

Hurry down the chimney tonight.

Eartha Kitt

Holidays are joyful, there’s always something new. But every day’s a holiday when I’m near to you.

The Carpenters

Although it’s been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas to you.

Nat King Cole

Santa Claus llegó a la ciudad.

Luis Miguel

Wherever there are people giving gifts, exchanging cards, I believe that Christmas is truly in their hearts.

Jose Mari Chan

A very Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Let’s hope it’s a good one, without any fear.

John Lennon & The Plastic Ono Band

If there is love in your heart and your mind, you will feel like Christmas all the time.

Faith Hill

Feeling Christmas all around, and I’m trying to play it cool.

Ariana Grande

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas.

Irving Berlin

Have yourself a merry little Christmas.

Judy Garland

My world is filled with cheer and you this Christmas.

Donny Hathaway

Christmas time is here.

Lee Mendelson and Vince Guaraldi

The party’s on, the feeling’s here that only comes this time of year.

Paul McCartney

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

Meredith Willson

There’ll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting, and caroling out in the snow.

Edward Pola and George Wyle

It hasn’t snowed a single flurry But Santa, dear, we’re in a hurry.

Jerry Herman

I don’t know if there’ll be snow, but have a cup of cheer.

Johnny Marks and Burl Ives

There’s no place like home for the holidays.

Robert Allen and Al Stillman

Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad.

José Feliciano

Next year, I could be just as good if you check off my Christmas list.”

Eartha Kitt

I feel like I’m gonna kiss you standing beneath that mistletoe.

Otis Redding

Kiss me on this cold December night.” —

Michael Bublé

Christmas Eve will find me, where the lovelight gleams. I’ll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams.

Kim Gannon and Walter Kent

Come and trim my Christmas tree, with some decorations bought at Tiffany’s. I really do believe in you, let’s see if you believe in me.” — Joan Javits and Philip Springer, “Santa Baby

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